Som’er Teeth Jones

Som’er Teeth Jones, sometimes referred to as The Bayou Boss, is a Gremlin character who appears in Wyrd Games’ Malifaux universe.

Description
Large for a Gremlin - nearly as tall as a full-grown man, no less - Som’er is the self-proclaimed baddest Gremlin in the swamp. Rarely seen without his signature cigar, and never without his hat (having a big hat makes you obviously superior to others in the eyes of a Gremlin: the bigger the hat, the tougher the Gremlin), he is the leader of one of the largest tribes in the Bayou. Som’er’s weapons are his “Boomer,” a blunderbuss with an enormous bore, and his trusty “pig-sticker,” an implement he turns to when things get up-close and personal.

Som’er most frequently employs large numbers of regular Bayou Gremlins when he fights, and has a natural - some unkind souls would say unhealthy - affinity with the many piglets which inhabit the marshes and tend to follow him wherever he goes. In any case, he usually relies on massed waves of both whenever he decides to pick a fight (often whilst he is under the influence of the moonshine so central to Gremlin culture). The giant mosquitoes known as Skeeters which infest the Bayous also come at Som’er’s beck and call, and he is the only creature known to have tamed them in such a way. In addition, he has befriended the enormous Gremlin named Lenny, possibly due to their shared fondness for piglets. This big lummox can usually be found in his crew when he enters the fray, and provides a healthy dose of whuppin’ whenever a young upstart Gremlin challenges Som’er’s authority.