Serendipity (Dogma)

Serendipity was an Earth-bound Muse who featured in the 1999 comedic-fantasy movie Dogma. She was portrayed by actress Salma Hayek.

Description
A beautiful young woman who appeared to be of Hispanic descent, Serendipity was one of the Muses, a type of angelic being responsible for providing divine inspiration to the mortal masses. After the War in Heaven, she chose to take her leave of God and pursue her own interests on Earth. She stated that she was responsible for nine out of the ten highest grossing movies of all time, the last inferred as being Home Alone. Despite seeming for the most part a normal human woman, she lacked female genitalia.

History
Choosing to side with God when Lucifer led his rebellion against the Throne, after the conflict was resolved Serendipity requested that she be allowed to depart Heaven and live her life on Earth, a boon which was granted. However, upon descending to the mortal plane, she found that her gift of inspiration would only work on others, and not grant her the material riches that she apparently desired (in her own words, she had "writer's block"). This led to her obtaining work in a strip club, where her feminine wiles allowed her to easily part patrons from their cash.

Many years later, when the Metatron hastily assembled a group to search for the missing Almighty, they soon encountered Serendipity at her place of work. However, the architect behind the disappearance of God, the fallen Muse Azrael who wished an end to all of existence, called an elemental demon named the Golgothan to eliminate them, but it was quickly put down by Silent Bob and later interrogated by Serendipity.

Quickly rejoining the group, Serendipity and the others were captured by Azrael and his minions, the Stygian Triplets. Using her powers of inspiration, Serendipity convinced Bob to attack Azrael with a blessed golf club, killing the Muse but leaving his plot to unfold.

Taking to the streets, Serendipity and the others confronted the tools of Azrael's plot, the fallen angels Bartleby and Loki, but were soundly defeated by an enraged Bartleby. Luckily for them (and all of Creation) Bethany Sloane had in the meantime freed the imprisoned God who put a stop to the scheme, and returned everything to its natural way.

In the aftermath, Serendipity ascended back to Heaven with God and the Metatron.