User blog comment:Domo111/The Biggest Question Ever: Zombies VS Unicorns/@comment-50.53.44.119-20141230031528

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I am on Team Unicorn because...

1. Unicorns have marshmellow lasers that are able to absolutely PULVERIZE zombies from far-range.

2. Unicorns are always 100% sugar high, resulting in lots of hyper energy. This causes a higher attack rate.

3. Unicorns are also good at melee, as it has a long pointy sharp horn thing, as well as four legs.

4. Unicorns are immune to the zombie virus, as its horn automatically cures itself.

5. Unicorns are much faster than zombies (due to the hyper energy)

6. Unicorns can tell truth from lies, lowering chances of being surrounded by newly reanimated zombies that were supposed "friends"

7. Unicorns don't get hungry, as they can eat their own poop, which is composed of candy

8. With their mythical unicorn powers, who knows what could happen

9. They have unlimited ammo(for the marshmellow laser)

10. The marshmellow laser is piercing

11. Unicorns's magical powers may be critically effective by Dark Magic zombies

12. Unicorns have a very hard pelt, bulletproof, so they are pretty much invulnerable against Weaponized Zombies

13. Unicorns do not get sick from radiation, rendering Chemical/Radiation zombies not as strong.

14. Unicorns are very very wise.

These are some of the many facts on how Unicorns would definitely obliterate zombies.